Prologue: Hot Mess Syndrome

Do you find yourself not being able to go 24 hours without facing a traumatic, embarrassing, or face-palm worthy experience? Do you often find yourself in situations where you want to melt to the ground? Or, do you often find yourself mumbling "awks" under your breath while cringing? If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, statistics from the Hoover Dust Foundation indicate that you have a 99% chance of suffering from HMS (Hot Mess Syndrome). Although there is no cure, indulging one's self in chocolate seems to be an effective treatment.